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Sat May 18, 2024
	Remember when the U.S. tried to win World War II with the help of radioactive foxes? source: mentalfloss.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	"I have a great idea for a vacation destination: let's all go to Afghanistan. What could possibly go wrong?" source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	28
	"Outrageously" priced weight-loss drugs could bankrupt US health care. "Eating less" still free source: arstechnica.com \| share: Copy Link	75
	Um, real friends would not care how much money you're spending to be with them source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	44
	Photoshop this Canadian picnic source: bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	Sports club closes smoking enclosure due to blue tits source: nz.news.yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Day 815 of WW3: Orcs continuing to advance in Kharkiv area, claim to have taken control of 12 settlements in a week. A week? I guess that accounts for the 10,050 dead Orcs on the casualty reports for that period. It's your Saturday Ukraine war thread source: news.sky.com \| share: Copy Link	119
	Cat people rejoice: a drug used to treat the deadly illness FIP will finally be available in the US as of June 1st. Welcome to a healthy Caturday source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	520
	Elmo's EV "revolution" hits snag number 57,229: copper thieves source: insideevs.com \| share: Copy Link	152
	News: France and Azerbaijan go at it. Fark: in the South Pacific source: aljazeera.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	"Never bring a knife to a gun fight." Florida man: "Hold my wounded wife" source: tri-cityherald.com \| share: Copy Link	51
	The Olympics, smuggling, churches, and graduation traditions are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 9-15 source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	5
	"Conservative scion" sentenced to 45 months for busting windows and other Jan. 6 crimes. Scion used to mean "descendant of a wealthy, aristocratic, or influential family". Today it means "easily-led asshole with money" source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	36
	Armored cash-in-transit truck flips over on the front lawn of a bank. This means something source: news4jax.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	252 counts of burglary. There is such a thing as a one man crime spree source: ksdk.com \| share: Copy Link	9
(Some Guy)	Only $1.5 million? That's nuts source: lataco.com \| share: Copy Link	29

Fri May 17, 2024
	Rule #1 in life: Don't fark with the liquor source: toronto.ctvnews.ca \| share: Copy Link	30
	Did an '80s mystery author bury treasure near the Statue of Liberty? Stay tuned to this Colorado man who is coming to try to dig it up source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	29
(Some Guy)	This is an outright attack on every citizen who enjoys being woken early on their day off source: newatlas.com \| share: Copy Link	41
	Parasitic disease a day keeps the tourists away source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	I'll give you my halberd when you pry it from my cold, dead hands source: hawaiinewsnow.com \| share: Copy Link	50
	Dear Coroner, Please find the Boeing whistleblower died by suicide. Signed Epstein's mother source: seattletimes.com \| share: Copy Link	61
	Marine corporal saves the military $140M. Thanks son here is a prestigious medal for you source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	54
	Old and busted: Tiger Beat magazine. New Scariness: Tiger shark unforeseen source: ctvnews.ca \| share: Copy Link	8
	You're sitting still for meditation wrong, dumbass source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	42
	Photoshop this stereo landing source: live.staticflickr.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	Russia wives handed a manual on how to accept r*pe as their new normal (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	77
	Old & busted: Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded. New hotness: Nobody lives there anymore. It's too expensive source: newsweek.com \| share: Copy Link	48
	Listen to this mass shooter's mother, her lessons could prevent the next tragedy source: motherjones.com \| share: Copy Link	114
	Hammer of Justice comes down on Paul Pelosi's attacker -- 30 years source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	Two more feet of sea rise by 2060 will be a shock for Miami, where the average elevation is three feet source: clickorlando.com \| share: Copy Link	72
	The Vatican announces new standards for deciding whether that image of the Virgin Mary you saw in your morning toast was authentic or just, you know, random browning on the crust source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	41
	Don't you hate when someone flips an M into a W and you get a ticket because some dude on the other side of the state ran a red light? source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	Isn't that amazing, we both had boyfriends named Eric with the same last name and birthday who died source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	43
	Boris Johnson shamefully elevated many of his cronies to the House of Lords when he was kicked out as Prime Minister. Let's see how they're doing... Oh my source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	Photoshop this wave racer source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	British Airways London-Oslo flight decides to stop for smoke break in Amsterdam source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	10
	Parents fark around with Chicken Pox and their Child Finds out source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	218
	I scream, you scream, we all scream because Florida woman is waving a gun at the Twistee Treat source: wfla.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	The AG of Missouri reaches peak derp, says Kansas City "doxxed" Harrison Butker by pointing out what city he lives in source: fox4kc.com \| share: Copy Link	137
	Old and busted: Minnesota child-feeding company shut down. New Farkness: 17 fake nonprofits have been shut down for defrauding the Federal Child Nutrition Program source: fox9.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	Nobody wants to monk any more source: atlantic.ctvnews.ca \| share: Copy Link	67
	Create a new message for Yogi's sign source: upload.wikimedia.org \| share: Copy Link	31
	Look out Chicago, there might be a new number three in town source: nbcchicago.com \| share: Copy Link	74
	When the senior politician was told he had broken the rules about the use of public money, he looked surprised source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	20
	I'm not saying that Pope Francis knows there's aliens out there, but he's gonna say there's aliens out there (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	50
	Uh... Houston, we have a problem source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	72
	What you can learn in rattlesnake class source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	43
	Slate author horrified to learn that men are even filthier pigs than previously suspected. Fark: By reading posts on Reddit. And you learned about this on Fark, so the circle is now complete source: slate.com \| share: Copy Link	203
(Some Guy)	Man loses his truck, guns, drugs. Does he write a country song about it or break into the police impound lot and this is Fark. So source: wtaj.com \| share: Copy Link	29

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